February 8, 2019

Look At This Fucking Soft-Ass Pud

Behold Donald Trump Jr., failed son of a failed son.Read more...
February 8, 2019

Alina Zagitova Says She Didn’t Drink Water During The 2018 Olympics

Alina Zagitova, the Russian teen who narrowly edged two-time defending world champion Evgenia Medvedeva for the women’s figure skating gold at the 2018 Winter Olympics and recently took second at the European Championships, sat down for a series of int...
February 7, 2019

Report: The Pelicans Invented A New Kind Of Tampering And Used It To Exact Sweet Revenge On The Hated Lakers

It looks increasingly like the Pelicans have no real intention of dealing with the Lakers ahead of tomorrow’s trade deadline. The Lakers have made their whole damn team available in offers for Anthony Davis, and the Pelicans apparently haven’t made any...
February 7, 2019

Saints Fans Will Literally Go To Their Graves Upset About That Blown Call

The Saints should have played against the Patriots in Super Bowl LIII, if not because of the blown NFC Championship pass interference call that would have all but won New Orleans the game, then at least because watching Drew Brees against the Pats’ def...
February 5, 2019

Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 Million

Christian Pulisic hasn’t been having the best time in this, his final season at Germany’s Borussia Dortmund before his record-breaking transfer to Chelsea becomes official. He had only made two substitute appearances for the Black and Yellow since the ...
February 5, 2019

Report: Less Bamba

Mo Bamba, who went sixth in the 2018 NBA draft, was having a perfectly cromulent rookie season for the Magic: 6.2 points, 5.0 boards, and 1.4 blocks in 16 minutes a game. It was easy to forget about the big man given all the exciting tots from that lot...
February 4, 2019

LaVar Ball Emerges From The Woods, Says Lonzo Needs To Be Traded To The Suns

The most hotly discussed deal of the NBA’s trade deadline season is a proposed blockbuster deal in which the Lakers would send all their young players and a handful of their old players and whatever other crap is necessary to New Orleans in exchange fo...
February 4, 2019

Kotaku Titanfall Battle Royale Game Apex Legends Is Out Now | Jalopnik NASCAR Engine Expert Explains

Kotaku Titanfall Battle Royale Game Apex Legends Is Out Now | Jalopnik NASCAR Engine Expert Explains Why You Should Warm Your Car Up When It’s Cold Outside | Gizmodo First Dinosaur Feather Ever Discovered Isn’t What Scientists Thought | Vitals Should Y...
February 3, 2019

Grambling State’s Shakyla Hill Somehow Records Second Career Quadruple-Double

A year and a month ago, Shakyla Hill pulled off one of the rarest stat lines in sports: a quadruple-double in high-level basketball. (Her Grambling State team made the Division I NCAA tournament last year.) Her 15 points and 10 rebounds, 10 steals, and...
February 3, 2019

Grambling State’s Shakyla Hill Somehow Records Second Career Quadruple-Double

A year and a month ago, Shakyla Hill pulled off one of the rarest stat lines in sports: a quadruple-double in high-level basketball. (Her Grambling State team made the Division I NCAA tournament last year.) Her 15 points and 10 rebounds, 10 steals, and...