January 23, 2019

The Video Of Mariano Rivera Getting The Call From Cooperstown Is So Great

For all its oversights, Hall of Fame announcement day is a day of joy. As a fan, it’s a day to remember great players, and how much fun it was to watch them play, and, if you were lucky enough to root for a team of an inductee, to remember the specific...
January 23, 2019

A.J. Styles’s Weird Right-Wing Web TV Appearance Went About As Well As Could Be Expected

On Monday, the self-described “conservative comedian” Steven Crowder tweeted out the guest list for his online talk show, Louder With Crowder, which streams on the Glenn Beck-owned BlazeTV. There is no reason any person should care about this beyond th...
January 22, 2019

Barcelona’s Bizarre Kevin-Prince Boateng Purchase Actually Makes All The Sense In The World

In 2019's most bizarre transfer move, Barcelona nabbed up Sassuolo’s bulky attacking whirlwind Kevin-Prince Boateng on a loan deal until the end of the season, with a reported $9 million option to buy in the summer. When soccer enthusiasts woke...
January 22, 2019

Here’s Steph Curry Legitimately Sucking At Basketball For A Few Precious Seconds

The Warriors are 33-14, Boogie is back, and they beat the Lakers 130-111 last night behind 44 points from Klay Thompson. These guys are almost definitely going to win the title again, and so the only thing non-Warriors fans can do while waiting for the...
January 21, 2019

Tom Brady Forgets Question, Drops F-Bomb On Live TV

Postgame interviews with athletes on the field are almost always boring. The interviewer usually doesn’t ask anything of interest, the athlete on the other end of those questions is spent after playing a whole game and generally doesn’t have much to sa...
January 21, 2019

Fuck This Fucking Shit 

The Patriots beat the Chiefs 37-31 in an overtime instant classic at Kansas City, clinching the AFC title and a Super Bowl berth against the Rams. Tom Brady engineered long drives down the field at the end of regulation and in overtime—both of which en...
January 19, 2019

Charlton Fan Accidentally Kicks His Own Team’s Player In The Dick And Balls Trying To Celebrate Game-Winning Goal

In the 93rd minute of the match between Charlton Athletic and Accrington Stanley, the linesman awarded a penalty to Charlton after a shot from midfielder Ben Reeves ricocheted off the hand of a defender in the penalty box. Karlan Grant calmly scored fr...
January 19, 2019

West Virginia Upsets No. 7 Kansas With Late Go-Ahead Layup For Season’s First Conference Win 

Junior Mountaineers guard Jermaine Haley was not only perfect against Kansas on the stats sheet—he shot 5-for-5 from the field for 13 points—he was perfect when his team needed him most. Haley hit the go-ahead layup over tough a Jayhawks defense with l...
January 18, 2019

Good Things Can Happen When Lonzo Ball Is In Control

It’s no secret that the consensus on Lonzo Ball here is that he’s a bad young player. But in the Lakers 138-128 victory over the Thunder, he showed more than a few flashes of not being total ass, and might have proven to coach Luke Walton that the team...
January 18, 2019

Good Things Can Happen When Lonzo Ball Is In Control

It’s no secret that the consensus on Lonzo Ball here is that he’s a bad young player. But in the Lakers 138-128 victory over the Thunder, he showed more than a few flashes of not being total ass, and might have proven to coach Luke Walton that the team...