October 19, 2018

Gosh, I Really Hope The Red Wings Can Manage To Win A Game This Year

They tried really hard. That’s really the best thing you can say about the Red Wings’ relatively close but still inevitable 3-1 loss to the Lightning on Thursday night. The Wings hung with the Bolts throughout the whole game, but eventually found thems...
October 19, 2018

Sue Paterno Endorses Candidate Who Got Penn State Its Wins Back

Before someone tries convincing you that America’s relationship with college football is healthy, normal, and totally fine, remember this campaign video. Pennsylvania State Sen. Jake Corman is up for re-election this year; the Republican has been in th...
October 19, 2018

The Cardinals Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson

The Arizona Cardinals, a team brewed in the depths of a toilet, possess a great gift. They have David Johnson, which means they have something that many NFL teams do not have: a running back who can stay on the field for all three downs and is just as ...
October 19, 2018

David Price Tells Alex Bregman To “Post That” After Getting Blown Away By Nathan Eovaldi

The ALCS was largely beef-free, outside of the front offices. Certainly no player-on-player enmity, like we’re seeing in the senior circuit. The closest thing was Houston’s Alex Bregman posting before Game 3 an Instagram story showing that night’s star...
October 19, 2018

“I keep sliding the numbers around, and as I do, they shove each other out of the way.

“I keep sliding the numbers around, and as I do, they shove each other out of the way. The people don’t all fit.” Our whole staff is fucked-up and panicking after reading this lovely, terrifying essay about the passage of time, by our old pal Tom Scocc...
October 19, 2018

Albert Breer Needs Help! He Is In Danger Of Drowning In All The Water He Is Carrying For NFL Owners!

Sports Illustrated football writer/NFL mouthpiece Albert Breer has made it his life’s work to cozy up to NFL owners and GMs, eagerly slurp up their self-serving bullshit, and then vomit it back up on readers with an air of smug self-satisfaction. This ...
October 19, 2018

The Red Sox’s Superiority Starts At The Bottom

The World Series starts Tuesday night, and it’ll start at Fenway Park for the simple reason that the Red Sox are the best. They were the best team in the regular season—108 wins, fewer than it probably could have been had they not been allowed to take ...
October 19, 2018

Gizmodo Trying to Understand the Size of This New Space Discovery Will Short-Circuit Your Brain | Ja

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October 19, 2018

Markelle Fultz Is Still Struggling, But He Finally Made A Three

The Sixers didn’t really need Markelle Fultz to play well in tonight’s 127-108 blowout of the Bulls, which was good, because something’s clearly still affecting him. He finally made his first career three-pointer, though, and it made for a nice little...
October 19, 2018

Report: Former USA Gymnastics CEO Cozied Up To FBI To Save Face During Nassar Investigation

A day after former USA Gymnastics CEO Steve Penny was arrested following a grand jury indictment for tampering with evidence in the investigation of Larry Nassar, the New York Times has a new report detailing how Penny behaved with the FBI as its agent...